North Dakota’s Longest Walk To A Restroom
Take a looooong look at the cover picture of this article
Yes, the pun is the word "long" - I knew that THIS was there in the past; it always has been. Yesterday, though, I took an extra step in investigating that I believe is "North Dakota's Longest Walk To A Restroom."
What would your guess be? Where do you believe this is?
If you guessed Kirkwood Mall, YOU are exactly right. For those of you who have never experienced the dramatic walk down the never-ending hallway, I hope that I can paint an image in your brain and it will make sense. I actually think that the cover picture looks like something out of the old TV series "The Twilight Zone"
:56 suspenseful seconds
Just know: I actually timed my bathroom approach adventure from the "Restrooms" sign ( see below )
Yes, as I walked at a normal gait, I hit my stopwatch, curious about just how long it would take me to reach the men's bathroom ( I can only imagine the millions of times someone went into a panic when their bladder situation was at DEFCON 2 - yes, TWO. I got there in 56 seconds! Today I came up with a brilliant idea to aid those who may be racing their own intestinal clock in the future - ( see below )
A Bird Scooter to the rescue
Heck you see these all over town. I say that there should be at least one or two of these underneath the Restroom sign to come to your rescue!